SubscribeBOAD-isms - The BOAD Dictionary
How to understand what the feck we're talking about.....
BOAD Word
Dictionary Definition
BOAD-ism
Large
Above average in Size, Number, Quantity, Magnitude or Extent
Regular sized drink for a BOAD
Having It Large
No Definition Currently Available
Drinking Lots of BOAD sized drinks
Toot / Totty
A blast of a horn
Girl / Woman
Tampax Totty
No Definition Currently Available
A Girl that thinks she is 'Above' the rest
i.e. "A Stuck Up C.unt"
Munter
Means "Lively" In The German Language
A Toot with less than favourable looks.
* Munters can generally be found in the Kings Arms Pub in Shameless by the sea
BOAD HQ
no definition
Mood Bar
2 Gage Street
Lancaster
LA11UH
Telephone:+44(0)1524 63438
The Place where we can usually be found.
The 'Toot
No Definition Currently Available
The Walkabout - Lancaster
i.e. The Walk-a-toot
14 Dalton Square
Lancaster
LA1 1PL
Tel : +44 [0]1524 845789
The Usual Spot
No Definition Currently Available
The Regular Location of the BOAD in a pub. Usually has an advantageous view of the Greedys on the Dancefloor and is within a few steps of the bar.
i.e. In the 'Toot the Usual Spot is located at the bottom of the stairs next to the dance floor.
Wickywoo
No Definition Currently Available
Whiskey
Yis
Clerks and Scribes used the letter y for the character combination 'th', as in ye (the), yt (that), yis (this)
Yes/Yeah/ok
Greedy
Immoderately desirous of acquiring e.g. wealth
Attractive toot (see above) with two-tone hair, orange skin and minimal clothing
Council house totty
No Definition Currently Available
Girl under age of 17 with more kids than she has legs.
Chick Chick Din Dins
No Definition Currently Available
Full Sunday roast
DOA Queue
Dead on arrival or DOA is a term used to indicate that a patient was found to be dead upon the arrival of professional medical assistance The verb queue means to form a line, and to wait for services
To be the very last one in a very long line.
Gyffbian
No Definition Currently Available
Muppet/Loser/Fool etc
Honkered
No Definition Currently Available
Getting very drunk
Leathered
coriaceous: resembling or made to resemble leather; tough but pliable
Getting very drunk
Homing Beacon
A light, or wave, guiding one toward a port or place
The sub Conscious "switch" in your brain that automatically puts your body into autopilot, and then into a taxi and directs you home.
* The Homing Beacon is only triggered when you have had too many BOAD sized drinks.
* Sub Note - There is no such thing as "too many BOAD sized drinks"
Neet
A cream depilatory
Night
Owt
No Definition Currently Available
Out
BOAD Thursday / BOAD Night
No Definition Currently Available
Going owt getting Honkered on a Thursday Neet
* BOAD Neet is a Yorkie Event
Friday Night Amnesia
No Definition Currently Available
Going owt getting Honkered on a Friday Neet
Playing Out
No Definition Currently Available
Going owt getting Honkered On an unspecified Neet
Tinkle (aka Breaking the seal)
Make or emit a high sound
Urine
Push Rod
A general term for any rod that transfers force in compression
Bicycle
Uncle Stanley's
No Definition Currently Available
Casino / Poker Emporium
Up Ye!
No Definition Currently Available
Unclassified
BOAD
No Definition Currently Available
Brotherhood of Ale Drinkers
BOWD
No Definition Currently Available
Cumbrian Branch of BOAD
Corn
Tall annual cereal grass bearing kernels on large ears
Adult Material
Cabbage
Any of the various cultivars of the genus Brassica oleracea grown for their edible leaves or flowers
To Have or engage in the act of sexual intercourse with a Toot / Greedy
The Black Stuff
No Definition Currently Available
Aftershock (Black) aka Battery Acid
The Good Stuff
No Definition Currently Available
Champagne
Number 2
No Definition Currently Available
Jekyll & Hyde - Lee Johnson after 2 pints of Stella
Lightweight
A boxing division with a 60kg maximum weight.
Unable to consume much alcohol.
(see Number 2)
Beer Wuss
Beer: A general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops
Wuss: A person who is physically weak and ineffectual
Unable to consume much alcohol.
(see Number 2)
Rizla Weight
No Definition Currently Available
Someone unable to reach the minimum standard level of alcohol consumption required/expected of a BOAD member.
BST (BOAD Standard Time)
British Summer Time
Approximately 1-3 hrs/days after the actual time stated
Broken
Physically and forcibly separated into pieces, cracked or split
Unable to consume further alcohol even when attempting to mask it with orange juice/coke/red bull
* please note this is not a valid reason for stopping
P-TP (Permanent temporary Position)
No Definition Currently Available
BOAD members will be placed on P-TP for actions unbefitting of a BOAD or for infringement to BOAD rules and Laws as stated in the BOAD code of conduct handbook.
Cinderella / Doing A Cindy
A popular fairy tale
Leaving the neet owt drinking on or before the stroke of mid night for various reasons
* please note mid night is not BST but 24:00 hrs
Busting Moves
No Definition Currently Available
Dancing
* see also Usher Slides, Usher slides with Magnum & Slappy/Clappy Hands)
Busted
In Blackjack, To draw cards that make the combined value greater than 21
To be caught in the act of staring at any region of a toot / greedy apart from her face.
Trophy Food
No Definition Currently Available
Food purchased while Hootered, taken to your place of residence and left uneaten ready to be thrown away the next day
* see BST rule
Shameless by the Sea
No Definition Currently Available
Morecambe
The Spiritual Home of the Geedy
No Definition Currently Available
Blackpool
Yorkie
The Yorkshire Terrier, also known as a Yorkie
Not For Girls!
F.I.G.P
No Definition Currently Available
Time to Dis-regard whatever you are currently doing and go and consume some alcoholic beverages....in other Words....Fuck It Get Pissed!
Leo (Sayer)
A performing artist whose singing career has spanned three decades.
An All Dayer - Drinking Session
Next Bar
No Definition Currently Available
The Place we are always going to.
* This is the standard Answer when somebody asks "Where are we Going next?"
Carded
Cotton or yarn which has not been combed
To miss or leave a neet owt or perform a Cindy due to pressure exerted by an 'external force' - usually 'Her in doors' / 'The hand break'
Mr Bond
No Definition Currently Available
(Elliots Pet name For Hammer)
A bouyant turd that re-appears after 5 flushes
i.e. ahhhh so we meet again Mr Bond!!
Red And Black
No Definition Currently Available
The Usual Round of Drinks consumed in the Bentleys Bar
Consists of
1 X BOAD sized Vodka and Cranberry
1 X The Black Stuff
Estate Agent
A person whose business is the sale or lease of buildings or land on behalf of others
C.unt